Your in a nightclub, your task is to find a larger lady, and when we say large we mean MAHHHOOUUUSSSIIIVVEE.
Dance with her, make out you are interested.
After a while go behind her, put your arms around her waist (if you can) and lock your hands together.
....Then whisper "you are the fattest, ugliest beast i have ever seen".
The person who can hold onto their bronco the longest wins
LET ME KNOW HOW U GET ON LADS